Acting as a late-night talk show host, ask the AI to write a 5-minute monologue. Frame the monologue around current events or trending topics, ensuring it balances humor with relevant commentary. Specify the tone (e.g., light-hearted, political satire), and ask for smooth transitions between the different jokes. Additionally, ask the AI to include a funny introduction and a closing statement that leads into the next segment. 
<strong>Revise this prompt if possible, and optimize it to make it better and more efficient for any AI system to act and respond to. 
If possible run your optimized version.</strong>